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WARNING: I do curse in this story, like a lot.  And my apologies for people who don’t approve of stuff like that, I’m trying to stop, but it’s like a drug and it’s addicting.  That probably makes no sense, but again: Sorry for people who don’t like cursing.


You followed Romano out of the conference room after the pointless World Meeting crap was over.  All those countries just fought over land and other countries, causing more tension and useless arguments.  Today was especially painful, because they were fighting over you.  It was quite awkward.
“Damn potato loving bastardo.  Why can’t-a he just leave-a mio fratello alone, eh? And that son of a bitch-a Spain! What the hell is wrong with him?! He keeps pinching my-a damn cheek, telling me I look-a like a tomato!” Romano muttered as he walked fast out the door, with you at his tail.  When he was mad, he was also a bit clumsy and dimwitted.
“Hey, Roma? Why don’t we go to the park? It’s a nice day, and we’ve already wasted half of it.” You offered, resting a hand gently on his shoulder.  Romano turned to glare at you and sighed in defeat.
“Whatever, I just-a want to get away from these idiotas.” He shook your hand off and walked to the park, with you watching him carefully.  He was as grouchy as ever, and you wondered if he ever had a different facial expression other than a scowl or a glare.  You two walked side by side, Romano stomping ahead not paying attention to you.  When he finally sensed your constant gaze he looked at you angrily.
“What the hell are you-a looking at, stupida?” He yelled and you cracked an amused smile, completely used to his hot temper.
“I was wondering if you ever laughed or even smiled.” You said honestly.  He looked at you with a confused gaze.
“Huh?” You sighed and continued.
“Because, we’ve been friends for what? Two hundred years? And I’ve never seen you smile.” You tried to think of one time where he wasn’t cursing or yelling at everybody in his path.  Romano scoffed and turned away.
“I only smile when-a there’s something to smile at, stupida.” Romano said bitterly.  You grinned, taking that as a challenge.  You ran ahead of him and jumped in his path, making him stumble backwards.
“That settles it, then.  We’re going to spend the rest of the day together, and I’m going to try to make you smile and laugh and just loosen up!” You nudged him playfully and he glared at you.
“Whatever makes you happy, stupida.” He grumbled and you both continued to walk.

Time Skip...(Sunset in the empty park)

You collapsed on the soft grass in exhaustion.  You took Romano everywhere, tried everything.  The carnival, the comedy shows, the ice cream parlor, and no matter what you saw or did, he wouldn’t smile.  He sat next to you in the grass, still grumpy, but secretly curious as to what you were planning next.  You looked at his straight face and realized how handsome he actually was.  But, damn it, he would be more handsome if he actually smiled!
“Why are you so grouchy all the time, damn it?!” You yelled, breathlessly.  Romano looked at your tired face in surprise.  A few impatient tears welled up in your eyes, and you turned on your stomach hiding your face in your hands.
“I’ve tried everything that’s supposed to make a person laugh.  But for God’s sake, why are you so uptight? Is it just an Italian thing? No, it can’t be because Italy is always so damn hyperactive and cheerful, even though he’s with a so called ‘potato bastard’ who only smiles occasionally.  Is it just around me that you don’t smile or laugh? Am I just annoying to you because I’m sorry if I am.  All I want is to see you being happy and enjoying life.  And I know I sound like some drunk hippie whose all like ‘Peace on you’ and shit.  But is it that hard to just smile once? For fuck sake, smile and laugh damn it! It’s good for the fucking soul!” You yelled, knowing full well that you were rambling complete nonsense, probably annoying Romano even more than usual.
Everything was silent between the two of you, when you heard a muffled sound coming from your friend.  You looked over to Romano and saw him covering his mouth, shaking, his eyes shut with small tears on the edged.  You sat up and stared, a bit frightened.
“Uh, Roma?” You asked cautiously and he suddenly burst out laughing, throwing his head in the air.  Both his hands clutched his stomach.  He rolled side to side on the grass gasping for breath, slapping his knee, trying to stop, but it was no use.  Romano was laughing so hard, he was crying, a breathtaking smile plastered on his face.  You stared in complete shock.
“I-It’s-a good for th-the fucking soul?! AHAHAHAHAHA.” He took a couple of deep breaths trying to calm himself down, but in a matter of seconds he was back to his wild laughter.  A smile broke on your face as you watched his uncontrollable laughing spasm.  The sound was like an angel’s voice to your ears.
“Oh dio, bella! Ti amo, ti amo.” Romano struggled for the words to come out, but you heard them and you process them, and you blushed massively.  You crawled a little closer to him, sort of hovering over his face, your (h/l) hair acting like a curtain.  Romano calmed down a bit, his smile still there and stared into your eyes.  You grinned triumphantly at him.
“You smiled.” You joked, making him chuckle slightly before elevating himself for a kiss.  It was soft and loose, partially because neither of you could stop smiling.  Romano pulled away and started to laugh again.  You looked at him with a confused expression.
“What?” You asked.
“‘Peace on you’? Mio cuore, I’m an italiano, and I can speak-a better english!” He exclaimed.  You laughed and slapped him playfully on the arm.
“Shut up and kiss me, stupido.” You whispered, seductively.  How could he refuse?
I know, I curse a lot. But that's good old Roma for ya!! I didn't think that swear words was a good reason for putting the mature content thing on. But if you think the story needs it then let me know plz....

I don't own hetalia or you or the pic

Oh, and I didn't make up the "Peace on you" part. That was from the Italian goes to Malta vid. If you haven't seen it, you have to, it's hilarious. (if there are people around you who don't like cursing I suggest putting on headphones)
Here's the link (I didn't make this vid btw): [link]
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EternalLove12 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
That was awesome :P
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OriginalOtakuLuv Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
ITS GOOD FOR THE FUCKING SOUL GOD DAMIT MY BABY SITTER IS PROBLY LOOKING AT ME LIKE I AM AN IDIOTA!
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Blooming-Sukura Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
YOU SON OF A BEACH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Fanfictions112 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
ITS GOOD FOR THE FUCKING SOUL, GOD DAMMIT!!!

😝
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Roma2690 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
X'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHA ~!!!!!!!!!!
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kittygirl303 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING
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xXxSoulReaverxXx Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm still laughing xD
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kittygirl303 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015
=3
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
AND PEACE ON YOU AND SHIT. XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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thedemidod Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
IT'S GOOD FOR THE FUCKING SOUL
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SonikuuChan Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're pic is perfect for your comment.
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thedemidod Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
omfg it is XD
I always love it when the pic matches the comment I am a dummy! 
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SonikuuChan Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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crazypancake16 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me and my freinds just had this conversation.they were trying to make me smile and all of the sudden I stared to laugh and they saw and they were just like"SHE‘S LAUGHING THE WORLD IS ENDING"and im just like"shut up.."
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I can be seductive?
That's a first...
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Ikr! Me trying to be seductive: U-u-u-u-u-m, uh, k-k-kiss me?  I'm like a total fangirl but I can not take sex scene like LOLOLOLOLno.
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I can handle lemons...me being seductive:
Hey baby, wanna have- YA KNOW WHAT? NO. *walks away with arms in air*
Random guy: W-what?
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
XDXDXDLOL I'm the shy librarian type thats destined to be with some Tsundere guy like England or a really nice guy. But I'm ok with that fate eue....My Avtar describes my inside personaliy: Weird and nice, but with romance I am shy.
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
That's kawaii. ^·^
I'm the shy, conservative type that's destined to be with...I have no idea honestly. I'm really polite and smart (I guess), and I tend to get angry easily as well.
The inside of me is a rainbow.
Random
Orange is my fave color
Yolo is my catchphrase
Goody-two-shoes
Bookworm
Intelligent
Virtuous
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
You my friend Have explained my persoality, except Green is my fav color, and Im also weird and crazy ;0
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:) That's good, right?
Do you have any weird habits? I have three.
1. I can randomly start singing any version of Marukaite Chikyuu.
2. I tend to pull my curl when I'm nervous. (I have a curl, and seems to act like Canada's curl so...)
3. When I walk next to somebody I know, I might start to just randomly holding their hand.
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Odd things I do:
1. Randomly screech things if it gets to quiet.
2. Freak out and try to smell everything and anything if it smells familar, then I try to remeber where it came from. People are not discluded in this either xD
3. Yes I also might hold there hand. Out of friends or just crushes.
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OMGimsoboredhahaha Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
Haha bitch you laughed
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015
oh lord you deserve the internet for that comment :iconfreeinternetplz:
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sunnyh625 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I literally burst out laughing at this comment, OMG LOLZZZ
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NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
I actually tried not smiling or laughing for a whole day and just having a poker face, but due to me having funny friends and family that grew to be a challenge! xD
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NeonBrightDevil9 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Student Filmographer
>:O I SMILE 24/7! make roma laugh.......



LAUGH BASTARD LAUGH!!!!



~an hour later :3~
AAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA 


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anniebananaberry Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
This was beautiful ohmygosh. I would so do this too! (Only I usually cuss in my head because I'm such a chicken-butt and I say sorry too much and... ugh I'm basically fem canada on the outside)
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DawnMisty Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
I'm exactly the same! I can't cuss and always apologize and blush easily...😳
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anniebananaberry Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE *victory squeal* (Mom: Honey, you're too loud.) Oh......... sorry >n< ((Legit just happened haha whoops))
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DawnMisty Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
XD
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Fem-PrussiaFTW Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Student Artist
Thats the same with me!
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Kimmu-Ikisayomi Featured By Owner Edited Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I liked how in this fanfic, Reader was a country. It's was a nice touch, but I think you lost it, because (in my opinion, which don't have to take to heart) the Reader was a bit American.
Thiswas a really nice fanfic, by the way. I liked it!

But OMG, THAT VIDEO. 'laughed MY EYES OUT! I CAN SO TOTALLY RELATE!
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sunnyh625 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The country idea was only there because it was convenient, but I just want to let you know that I didn't lose it per say. I made her seem American for three reason, (I think...)

1) Because, I'm an american and that's just how I write

2) Because no matter how I tried to make the reader, she was going to have to sound like some ethnicity whether I liked it or not, so why not American?

3) I don't know how to make her act as a different ethnicity, because when I've tried that (and I have), it sounds racist :P

But lol, glad you liked the fanfic and OMG YUS THAT VID IS PERFECT!!
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Kimmu-Ikisayomi Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm sorry if I offended you and your writing style. I had no idea you had problems with writing different ethnicity. I only said that because I'm not American, and your story gave off that Reader was also not American. Again, I apologise. Please, keep up your good work!:)
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sunnyh625 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Shoot, did I sound mean? Really sorry about that, just felt like explaining.  Not offended whatsoever, and I totally get where you were coming from.  Yay, now I feel like a bitch.  Lol anyways thanks!
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LoZGamer316 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Teehee reader-chan's little rant!
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hetalialover5 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA BEST STORY EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAPikachu-lol Pikachu-lol Pikachu-lol Pikachu-lol Pikachu-lol Pikachu-lol Pikachu-lol Pikachu-lol 
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Thedeadloxfreak101 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
XD YOU SON OF A BEACH
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OtakuRabbits Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014
PEACE ON YOU SON OF A BEACH
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ricybeck Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
THAT VIDEO
THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME
SO AMAZING
OH MY GOD
Good story btw!
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XxSoulEater8xX Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
That video was...HILARIOUS!!!!!!!XDDDDD thank you for showing me that!
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shadowdeathmist Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Student General Artist
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?Boy: NoGirl: Do u even want to be with me forever?Boy: NoGirl: Do u even like me?Boy: NoGirl: Would u cry if i walked away?Boy: NoShe heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesThe boy grabbed her armBoy: Your not pretty...your beautifulBoy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u foreverBoy: I dont like u...I love uBoy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.Boy Whispers: Plz stay with meGirl: I will...*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!*Get ready for the shock of your life!*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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hetaliaunicorn29001 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that story was sooofunny... bwahahahahaa i cant fuckingstop laughing lol. it was a great story
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GrellMichealis Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: It's good for your soul
Lovi: I have no soul 
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sunnyh625 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
pfft that made me laugh
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GrellMichealis Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's good because laughter is good for the soul
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IGame101 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
‘Peace on you’

yeah i didnt understand that either
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RedRedRadish Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THE ITALIAN MAN WHO WENT TO MALTA! 
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nyanmeowth Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Student Artist
Peace on you.... The way i said it it sounded liek Piss on you XD
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